I was so happily ensconced in piles of sheets and blankets and pillows until my mother decided it was an excellent time to wash said sheets and blankets and removed them all from the bed with me still in it (protesting and clinging to anything I could to no avail).
“In English,” Professor Austin said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”
A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
so I re-watched the fourth season of Doctor Who and oh god the Donna feels are too much for me and now I’m watching Catherine Tate on The Office and I want to curl up and cry and shout at her to remember but she never can and whyyy